Check out these gems I received in an email:
"My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely."
Let me take this opportunity to relate a blog blunder from this morning. I was going thru the blogs I read, and commented on somebody's post. Then I realized I had confused her with another blogger, and had to go back and re-post an apology for the confusion (thereby proving myself to be a moron). When I went to look for the original blogger....oh yeah, it WAS her all along. So, I left 3 comments, in succession, proving to all and sundry just how stupid I can be, without any effort at all.
"The nice part about living in a small town: when you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does."
"The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes."
without a doubt.
"Amazing, you hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!"
(groan) Flashbacks from the night before our Mother's Day Tea...
And, from a poem by Maya Angelou, "Every woman should know what she can't accomplish in a day...a month...a year."
Ms.Angelou needs to come live with me for a week. I think we can learn a lot from each other.
Wouldn't that be a hoot? What wouldn't I do to get her here for a week!?! She'd more than likely leave here babbling and in need of intense therapy (you know, my normal state), but wouldn't that just make me feel sooo......justified. Validated.
and I would sooo teach her to knit (if she doesn't already).
Progress on the Ship Ahoy sweater...made possible by a days worth of meetings yesterday:
gotta love the top down raglan!
And finally, it's taken me until 3am...but I just caught up on all the blogs I read.
Happy Mother's Day, everybody!