To lace or not to lace?

I am knitting lace. Okay, I am attempting to knit lace.

Ask me how it's going.

G'ahead. I dare ya.

Let's see, so far:

1. I've come to the sad realization that I will not have nearly enough yarn to do 14 repeats.
2. The thought of 14 repeats makes me weak in the knees.
3. I just saw Mary's. It doesn't seem that she and I have knit the same pattern. And hers is correct. This does not bode well for me.

I feel sick.

I'm on repeat #5.

I think I just spent way too much time making a bandanna.

On a high note, I may have invented a new pattern.