What??!!

I swear to all that is Good and Holy...

all I did was sit in a chair and knit. 

I did let go of the needles to measure, but there is no logical reason for this to have happened:

Seriously. I never left the chair.

I think I can bend aluminum with my mind.

Be scared.

(They still work just fine, thankyouverymuch. Though I probably won't use that particular needle to cast on anymore, just in case.)