I'm on vacation.
I got to visit a lot of the family this week.
Including my 13 yr old nephew, Meathead.
Meathead wears size 11 shoes.
He's gargantuan.
And yet, sometimes I forget how big he is, and start roughhousing with him.
And this time, while I was attempting to deliver a SuperSonic Wedgie, he stomped on my foot with those size 11's.
And ripped off the toenail of my big toe.
Damn right, ouch!
When I recover, he's toast.
Wait. Something about the wedgie and he's toast do not compute. You were trying to wedgie the poor kid. He was retaliating in self-defense!
ReplyDeleteHope the toe heals quickly.
And here I thought you'd be trapped on that island 'til June.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the toenail. It brings back horrific memories of a PE Lockerroom door being opened onto my big toe, taking the nail with it.
May your toe heal rapidly!
May his size 11's trip him when he walks... but just a few times.
I almost barfed when I read that!
ReplyDeleteOUCHY!!!!!!! that would hurt. I hope you got your wedgy in after that.
ReplyDeleteCant find Miles' letter, so you must not have posted it...lol
How is the depression getting in LobsterLand?
Ewwww. I hope it heals quickly!! I have this fear about losing a toenail. So I'm really feeling your pain. At least you have a few months before sandal weather.
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