I'm on vacation.
I got to visit a lot of the family this week.
Including my 13 yr old nephew, Meathead.
Meathead wears size 11 shoes.
He's gargantuan.
And yet, sometimes I forget how big he is, and start roughhousing with him.
And this time, while I was attempting to deliver a SuperSonic Wedgie, he stomped on my foot with those size 11's.
And ripped off the toenail of my big toe.
Damn right, ouch!
When I recover, he's toast.
