Monday, August 15, 2011

I stole my daughter's ipod

It's her own fault for leaving it laying around, fully charged, while mine lay flaccid.
Dead as a smelt.
Useless.

How the hell am I s'posed to clean the house, now????

Oh, eye-opening experience!

Better than coffee (not), better than sex(not), better than drugs (definitely).
Gotta keep the Party Line, in case she's listening.

Ke$ha, Katy Perry AND Snoop Dogg, Pink, Party Rock!

Sure-I had to come onto the computer to look 'em up, but now???

I'm the HIP MOM 'cuz I KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

And my house is spotless. And I'm so very glad nobody walked in during the process.

DJ, turn it up!!!


Just da-ance! Gonna be okay, just da-da-dance!

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