Huh, that got your attention, didn't it?
I am, in fact, giving my entire house a cleansing enema.
I have removed...drumroll please...25 garbage bags full of belts, shoes, purses, diaper bags, and clothes that do not fit anybody in this house.
It was awesome.
And I'm still going.
I also threw out all the outdated medicines (I am stocked better than your local pharmacy, for obvious reasons, and keep one of everything on hand.), baby food (I kid you not), and other unnecessary assorted paraphernalia.
Seriously, I found bibs in a kitchen draw, sippy cups still in kitchen cabinets, and baby spoons- the infant ones- in the silverware drawer.
My kids are 7 and 9.
I know.
p.s. I owned 5 pair of black stiletto heeled pumps. Not a one of them has ever been worn, and I have no recollection of ever buying such a thing.
I trip in crocs.
I think there are elves in my house. Weird, slutty ones.
