It's a THUNDERDOME of fighting here!
These kids have been at each other for over a week:
Mom, he hit me! Did not! Did too! Did not! argggggh.
Mom, she called me a baby! Did not! Did too! Did not!
Mom, he peed on the seat and cleaned it with the hand towel!
Grossly, he didn't deny that one. I washed ALL the hand towels.
It is November 12th, and I have used the Santa Threat twice already.
And then this morning, after all this fighting...
"My bike helmet is broken!" Find another one. We have 6 of them.
"I don't like those kinds. Hey, little bro, can I wear yours and you wear one of the other ones, please?"
Picture me in the corner, bracing myself for the whining, thinking ahead to what she can wear for a helmet...
"Sure! I want your head to be safe."
Go figure. Manners and everything.